Things that annoy me
Having stuff stuck on your teeth when there is no floss around.
First you stick your finger in your mouth while thinking “I really shouldn’t be putting my chemically exposed finger in my mouth” and try to use your nails to pick it out but of course don’t do jack shit and now there are people looking at you and wondering what you’re doing with your hand crammed in your mouth. Then instead you decide to use your tongue to fish it out and you can sort of feel it but there’s no way it’s budging and now you’re sucking in your cheeks making disturbing noises doing anything you can do dislodge that goddamn string of meat until finally you’re completely fed up with this shit and you convince yourself that you will forget about it.
But you never do.
I need to bring floss to my office.
P.S. In other news, I’ve moved into my new apartment!! It was an incredibly stressful weekend, and I am still scrambling to get things unpacked and looking nice for my parents arrival on Wednesday night. I promise to post pictures to share when things are more in order!