“Well, you have to account for the limits of the raw material.” -Jeff on why makeup artists make me ugly. (22)
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July 31, 2009
My “I’m tired of pleasing people if you have a suggestion then do it yourself” fits of rage are
coming about a week apart now. It’s like contractions before the impending birth of bridezilla. (22)
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Benefit of trying to publish a novel as grad student: I’m already used to the idea of spending
years on pursuits that have a 95% chance of failure. (22)
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July 29, 2009
Is amused that people are sharing pictures from her bridal shower with the label “Not safe for work!” (24)
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July 28, 2009
Is taking her “prepare snacks for fiancee’s dissertation defense” responsibility seriously.
Guacamole w/pita chips? Caprese salad? Salmon and cream cheese sandwich? (25)
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July 25, 2009
Every hair and makeup artist I’ve tried so far has made me look worse. (28)
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July 24, 2009
Feeling like an astrologer — nervously predicting future events via the moon (and a BBT thermometer) (29)
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July 23, 2009
Frustrated because I haven’t been writing and telling myself that on my honeymoon I’ll
finally get to sit down for some uninterrupted novel-writing time. Is this realistic? (30)
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