Away message dump
So I’ve started up a habit of posting away messages again, this time on google rather than AIM. So here is an away message dump from the past 6 months. No explanations or corrections here, just straight copy and paste. And without further ado….
1/9/07
He stopped shaving yesturday
1/11/07
$13.75 ski goggles!
1/12/07
:-{)}}}} + beating x 100 —-> 0:-)
1/17/07
6 months
1/18/07
Over a helmet
1/19/07
My boyfriend said I should babysit kids so I could improve my childrearing skills
1/22/07
I can’t let anyone know that I actually really like the beard.
1/23/07
Two things a guy should check before hitting on someone: the left hand (for a ring), and the neck (for an adams apple)
1/24/07
Kind of morbid, but I think I will consider my life successful if a good number of people are sad when I die.
ID this quote: math is hard, let’s go shopping!
1/25/07
*High* temperature for the slopes this Friday is 5 below zero Farenheit
1/29/07
Note to self: Unless you’re prepared for a really long trip, don’t ride your scooter to school after three days of snowboarding.
1/30/07
If we fast the entire weekend, then we don’t need to plan food for the retreat 
2/2/07
Mpooh
2/5/07
Emails signifying a healthy relationship: LK: Buy us these for Valentine’s day JB: NO LK: I hate you JB: GOOD
2/7/07
From my cousin’s xanga: in chinese years, 22 is practically menopausal. i ought to be tending the rice paddies with a baby strapped to my back. or throwing myself into the family well because i’ve been married to a 60-year-old version of Ear-Hair Man for 8 years already and i can’t take it anymore
Vindication is mine. http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/ptech/02/07/nyc.ipod.reut/index.html?eref=rss_topstories
2/9/07
I will marry Bob and live happily ever after.
2/12/07
Santiago senoritas
2/13/07
Currently trying to decide whether I want to write something cheerful and cheesy at the end of my recitation handout.
Recitation was fun J
2/14/07
Flowers 
2/18/07
“I just kicked a pigeon and I had to tell someone” -text message from JB
2/19/07
me: Do you miss your roommate? Ali (Jeff’s roommate): Not really. DO YOU? me: man, you just totally ruined it by asking me. I was gonna be like “I do,” after you said no, but it’s not as disgusting if you ask me first Ali: haha well you ruined it by not responding, because after you responded I was going to say “you would miss him” me: well, that just didn’t work at all, did it?
2/24/07
Programming is like sex; one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. — Michael Sinz
2/27/07
http://www.veritas.org/MIT/index.php?page=schedule
2/28/07
Why buy the cow when the pizza dough is free?
Theistic evolution? http://www.veritas.org/MIT/index.php?page=schedule
3/1/07
My brain is degenerating. Soon my frontal lobe will disappear.
3/2/07
“I don’t know what to say to pregnant women. ‘Um, good luck! Don’t fall over?’” –Anonymous
3/18/07
I am ready for quals to be over
3/23/07
Must stop pressing Esc :w when programming. People who know that combination get props.
3/28/07
It is allergy season and I am falling asleep at my desk.
3/29/2007
We have couches in the lab!!!
4/4/07
This is why you odn’t put away your winter coat until May
4/9/07
I want my arms to stop hurting.
4/11/07
Took Claritin and Sudafed and went dancing before going to bed. Woke up three times in the middle the night – the last time to a really weird dream of walking around with cutes on my feet in an MIT dormitory covered in sewage, and not being able to find a shower to rinse off.
4/16/07
I hate raw vegetables
4/19/07
It is possible to eat a quart of raw vegetables and end up hungrier than when you started.
4/25/07
Right now I ride a scooter to work and sing for church service. I’d be so much cooler if I rode a skateboard to work and played bass for church service.
5/2/07
Joanne wins for Harvard, Eric wins for ICF
5/2/07
Livia: To get a 2/3 waist hip ratio, I’d have to have the same measurements as Gisele Bundchen. Jeff: Maybe that’s why she’s the supermodel
5/8/07
J: South Park is something that I enjoy, but I’d be disappointed if my woman enjoyed it. L: So some vices are just for men? J: Yes, and some are just for women. Like cooking, cleaning …
5/12/07
(Another reason to have an answer prepared for these kind of questions) J: What’s your ring size? L: I …uh… don’t ..have fingers….
5/14/07
Why didn’t anyone else have trouble walking after the brewery tour?
5/20/07
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h1Og9KdL08
5/29/07
The prophecy has been fulfilled – and announced on facebook.
Two engagements in one weekend??????
5/30/07
I love how every time I have an away message with the words “ring,” “wow,” or “It’s finally happened!”, 5 people will IM me and asked “Are you ENGAGED?!!” (and it’s always capitalized). Sorry, folks, I’m not engaged. And Jeff wants to tell everyone to leave him alone J
6/3/07
Best facebook group ever: http://mit.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2209763032
6/7/07
Commencing quals lockdown mode…
Qual quote: “If a dog jumps onto a stove and gets burned, she is likely to infer that stoves are hot – not that undetached stove parts are hot, or that stoves until the year 2000 are hot, or that stoves or prime numbers are hot” – Paul Bloom
6/9/07
If I do quals reading standing up while leaning against a corner and stepping on a bouncy ball, I can stay awake and give myself a foot and back massage at the same time. (And you think I’m kidding)
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