Everybody Loves Nerds http://scripts.mit.edu/~kingl/wordpress And other opinions from a singing, dancing, scootering, MIT graduate student Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:54:29 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en One of my undergraduates won a Rhodes Scholarship! Go Caroline! #t http://scripts.mit.edu/~kingl/wordpress/?p=341 So your long distance husband arrives in 30 minutes. There are dishes in the sink, the floor is messy, and you haven't shaved your legs in a month.  What do you do, and in what order? http://scripts.mit.edu/~kingl/wordpress/?p=340 In posession of a printout of THE PAPER. Torn between reading it carefully and mounting on wall for use as a dartboard. http://scripts.mit.edu/~kingl/wordpress/?p=339 Critique group drinking game rule 1: Drink every time Livia’s manuscript has unintended sexual overtones. Someone needs to psychoanalyze me http://scripts.mit.edu/~kingl/wordpress/?p=338 Nothing like a forwarded paper with the commentary “Uh oh” from your adviser to start off your research day. http://scripts.mit.edu/~kingl/wordpress/?p=337 Jeff: Let’s have a contest. You try making money from your blog, ... and I'll try making money by picking change off the street.  Lets see who wins. http://scripts.mit.edu/~kingl/wordpress/?p=336 Jeff ran out of worchestershire sauce and put soy sauce in the meatloaf. Asianizing win. #t http://scripts.mit.edu/~kingl/wordpress/?p=335 L: I realized I’ve only been blogging for four months. J:  How does that make you feel, like a newbie? L:  No, like my blog has exponential growth. J:  You won't be able to keep that up for long. L:  I hate you. J:  What?  You just can't maintain an exponential. L:  I'm in the flat part of the exponential right now. J:  Uh... So you ... http://scripts.mit.edu/~kingl/wordpress/?p=334 Asianizing white husband FAIL of the day. Jeff says my Japanese yogurt drink “tastes like a creamsicle.” #t http://scripts.mit.edu/~kingl/wordpress/?p=333 Last night Jeff started rearranging my limbs whenever he decided an elbow/arm/knee was invading his personal space. He didn't realize it was because he had pushed his pillow right next to mine.  I stealthily pushed his pillow back to the other side of the bed when he got up to use the restroom and slept the rest of the night undisturbed. http://scripts.mit.edu/~kingl/wordpress/?p=332