So your long distance husband arrives in 30 minutes. There are dishes in the sink, the floor is messy,
and you haven’t shaved your legs in a month. What do you do, and in what order?
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November 22, 2009
November 20, 2009
In posession of a printout of THE PAPER.
Torn between reading it carefully and mounting on wall for use as a dartboard.
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November 18, 2009
Critique group drinking game rule 1: Drink every time Livia’s manuscript has unintended sexual overtones.
Someone needs to psychoanalyze me
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Nothing like a forwarded paper with the commentary “Uh oh” from your adviser to start off your research day.
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November 16, 2009
Jeff: Let’s have a contest. You try making money from your blog,
… and I’ll try making money by picking change off the street. Lets see who wins.
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Jeff ran out of worchestershire sauce and put soy sauce in the meatloaf. Asianizing win.
#t
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November 11, 2009
L: I realized I’ve only been blogging for four months.
J: How does that make you feel, like a newbie?
L: No, like my blog has exponential growth.
J: You won’t be able to keep that up for long.
L: I hate you.
J: What? You just can’t maintain an exponential.
L: I’m in the flat part of the exponential right now.
J: Uh… So you mean you’re also experiencing linear growth?
L: Never mind.
J: (Laughing uncontrollably) Flat part of the exponential! (More fits of laughter) Mathizing neuroscience wife FAIL of the day.
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November 10, 2009
Asianizing white husband FAIL of the day. Jeff says my Japanese yogurt drink “tastes like a creamsicle.”
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November 9, 2009
Last night Jeff started rearranging my limbs whenever he decided an elbow/arm/knee was invading his personal space.
He didn’t realize it was because he had pushed his pillow right next to mine. I stealthily pushed his pillow back to the other side of the bed when he got up to use the restroom and slept the rest of the night undisturbed.
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