Jeff is picking me up from the airport in his NEW CAR!!!
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November 6, 2009
November 5, 2009
The productivity difference between Jeff-in-boston and Jeff-not-in-Boston is astounding.
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Friend A told me to convince friend B to become a Calvin Klein underwear model,
so I composed an IM “A little bird told me you’d make a great Calvin Klein underwear model.” Upon rereading, I decided to replace the first three words with “My sources say…”.
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November 4, 2009
It’s hard to avoid accidental innuendo when your 17 yr old girl protagonist
basically spends the entire novel getting wrestled to the ground (in a platonic way) by different men.
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November 2, 2009
An infinite line of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first orders a beer, the second half a beer, the third a quarter, and the fourth an eighth. The bartender looks at them all, says “You guys are crazy”, and pours two beers.
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October 29, 2009
Since blogging has been a good motivator writing wise, I was thinking of starting…
… a VWFA literature journal club blog, to motivate myself to review the VWFA literature better. Is that a bad idea?
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October 28, 2009
If you send your white white husband home early to cook dinner,
just be aware he might put Worchestershire sauce in the Chinese beef stew.
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October 27, 2009
Jeff’s going home early tonight to cook dinner. We both work full time, so why do I feel like a bad wife?
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October 26, 2009
It’s a little awkward to be sprawled head tossed and back arched for a bridal fashion shoot.
It’s even more so when you’re doing it on top of a table in your office building, during work hours.
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