“Sure. Don’t guys just punch each other every chance they get?”
-Critique buddy when asked whether I should have one guy character punch another.
May 18, 2012
May 16, 2012
May 11, 2012
How do romance authors do it?
On my second kiss scene and already feeling like they’re too similar.
May 8, 2012
Maybe that creepy guy hit on me yesterday
.. because I was wearing a T shirt with “Sexy” printed across the front. #lightbulbmoment
May 7, 2012
Note to self
If creepy guy asks, “Do you have a boyfriend?” Saying “No,” while technically true, is not right answer. #married #slow
May 1, 2012
Successfully dictated a progress report while walking on the treadmill. Not a bad way to move more.
#t
April 25, 2012
So I brought carrots to work today as my vegetable, and I couldn’t be bothered
… to peel or cut them, so I just put them whole in a huge tupperware. And then I got to to thinking. Why even cook or make smoothies at all? Why not just toss raw vegetables into a tupperware and gnaw on them all day? I think I’m on to something.
April 12, 2012
Whenever I’m grumpy, I type “I hate everyone” into the google search bar.
I wonder how many government organizations have me flagged.
April 11, 2012
I’ve decided that there’s no reason why
I shouldn’t have steel cut oatmeal, dried cranberries, soy milk, and almonds as a regular part of my life.