Everybody Loves Nerds

November 22, 2009

So your long distance husband arrives in 30 minutes. There are dishes in the sink, the floor is messy,

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and you haven’t shaved your legs in a month.  What do you do, and in what order?

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November 20, 2009

In posession of a printout of THE PAPER.

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Torn between reading it carefully and mounting on wall for use as a dartboard.

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November 18, 2009

Critique group drinking game rule 1: Drink every time Livia’s manuscript has unintended sexual overtones.

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Someone needs to psychoanalyze me

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Nothing like a forwarded paper with the commentary “Uh oh” from your adviser to start off your research day.

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November 16, 2009

Jeff: Let’s have a contest. You try making money from your blog,

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… and I’ll try making money by picking change off the street.  Lets see who wins.

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Jeff ran out of worchestershire sauce and put soy sauce in the meatloaf. Asianizing win.

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#t

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November 11, 2009

L: I realized I’ve only been blogging for four months.

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J:  How does that make you feel, like a newbie?
L:  No, like my blog has exponential growth.
J:  You won’t be able to keep that up for long.
L:  I hate you.
J:  What?  You just can’t maintain an exponential.
L:  I’m in the flat part of the exponential right now.
J:  Uh… So you mean you’re also experiencing linear growth?
L:  Never mind.
J:  (Laughing uncontrollably)  Flat part of the exponential!  (More fits of laughter) Mathizing neuroscience wife FAIL of the day.

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November 10, 2009

Asianizing white husband FAIL of the day. Jeff says my Japanese yogurt drink “tastes like a creamsicle.”

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#t

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November 9, 2009

Last night Jeff started rearranging my limbs whenever he decided an elbow/arm/knee was invading his personal space.

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He didn’t realize it was because he had pushed his pillow right next to mine.  I stealthily pushed his pillow back to the other side of the bed when he got up to use the restroom and slept the rest of the night undisturbed.

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November 6, 2009

Jeff is picking me up from the airport in his NEW CAR!!!

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