With the impending birth of my first child coming up in late May, I decided to seeÂ if there was anything to astrology. I did a survey of famous peopleÂ of substance whom I respect: Richard Feynman, Obama, John Adams, Einstein, RonÂ Paul, Ayn Rand, Margaret Thatcher, etc. It turns out they all, every single oneÂ of them, had birthdays in the Fall or Winter, with a few in Spring. NotÂ a single one in June or July.
Kookery about planetary alignment aside, might the environment of the child’s first experiencesÂ shape their thinking? I can’t imagine any baby whose firstÂ impressions of the world consist of pool parties and people in hot pantsÂ turning out to be a person of substance. But maybe myÂ observations were just due to the fact that people simply have lessÂ babies in the Summer for some wierd social reason?
As a control I then did birthday checks of the worst human beings I could think of: Pamela Anderson, Jessica Simpson,Â Tom Cruise, Kanye West, Courtney Love, George Bush, and the worst person to walk the planet since Hitler: Linsday Lohan. TheirÂ birth months? June, June, July, June, June, July and July.Â Incidentally, George Bush is the only world leader I could find whoÂ was born in either June or July.
This isn’t scientific, but nor did I have to cherry pick. This shit isÂ real. Gestate faster, Michele!
Update: I’m relieved to find out that a few good friends were born in June. So, astrology is rebunked. But July is still highly suspect…
Final Update: Alex just squeaked in before the buzzer, born May 28th, 2009. Good boy, Alex.
Thanks to Dikipedia.org for help with the research for this article.