Maybe there is something to astrology…

With the impending birth of my first child coming up in late May, I decided to see if there was anything to astrology. I did a survey of famous people of substance whom I respect: Richard Feynman, Obama, John Adams, Einstein, Ron Paul, Ayn Rand, Margaret Thatcher, etc. It turns out they all, every single one of them, had birthdays in the Fall or Winter, with a few in Spring. Not a single one in June or July.

Kookery about planetary alignment aside, might the environment of the child’s first experiences shape their thinking? I can’t imagine any baby whose first impressions of the world consist of pool parties and people in hot pants turning out to be a person of substance. But maybe my observations were just due to the fact that people simply have less babies in the Summer for some wierd social reason?

As a control I then did birthday checks of the worst human beings I could think of: Pamela Anderson, Jessica Simpson, Tom Cruise, Kanye West, Courtney Love, George Bush, and the worst person to walk the planet since Hitler: Linsday Lohan. Their birth months? June, June, July, June, June, July and July. Incidentally, George Bush is the only world leader I could find who was born in either June or July.

This isn’t scientific, but nor did I have to cherry pick. This shit is real. Gestate faster, Michele!

Update: I’m relieved to find out that a few good friends were born in June. So, astrology is rebunked. But July is still highly suspect…

Final Update: Alex just squeaked in before the buzzer, born May 28th, 2009. Good boy, Alex.

Thanks to for help with the research for this article.

3 thoughts on “Maybe there is something to astrology…

  1. Astroogle

    Astrology is scientifically approved last century by french statistician Michael Gauquelin. He find the relations between the birth moment and the chosen profession. His successors continuing this approach and find many global relations.

  2. Alain

    Ok. Hold on a sec. You write that Obama is a ‘famous person of substance whom [you] respect’ but George Bush is one of the ‘worst human beings’?

    Cheap shot, Birge. Cheap shot.

  3. vkramjeetpal

    Astrology is a scientific approach to solve any type of problems like business problems, love problems, family problems etc. Astrology is always used by specialist person who has great knowledge of special type of mantra .


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