Edwards did have an affair? I can’t believe it!
Ever since I found out Al “We’re all going to die” Gore’s mansion requires its own small spotted owl-fired power plant to heat the pool, I’ve started to suspect politicians may be duplicitous as a group. So I’m not surprised to find out yet another politician turns out to be a falsely sincere hypocrite. No, the real news here is that the National Enquirer was right about something! They scooped all the major media outlets for this story. Now how did that happen?
The National Enquirer does not enjoy losing libel lawsuits.
For that reason, their content is usually suprisingly accurate.
Wait. So let me get this straight. You’re saying politician don’t always tell the truth.
Sorry. I need a minute to get my head around this one.
How’d the Enquirer get it right? Umm…. a broken clock is right twice a day, right?